Introducing the Emergent Bible (satire)

01 May


First, there was the Living Bible, then the NIV, now B.L.Z. Bubb Publishing House introduces the Emergent Bible! This baby is blank from page 1 to page 659. You don’t have to worry about giving up anything when you follow this version. When approached by a Calvinist concerning the total depravity of man, you can truthfully say that your Bible doesn’t mention depravity. Help an Arminian friend who is concerned about losing his salvation (again). Your Bible doesn’t mention salvation at all. Better yet, write your own text! Divorce, adultery, fornication… no problem! For only $19.95 you can make it up as you go along with the Emergent Bible. Sold everywhere PDL, Best Life Now, and other such felt-needs classics are sold…  



Posted by on May 1, 2010 in Uncategorized


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3 responses to “Introducing the Emergent Bible (satire)

  1. Eddie Eddings

    May 13, 2010 at 2:30 am

    I knew this was “bound” to happen sooner or later…too bad it was MUCH later! Emergents are thrilled that a sequel is in the works.

    • truthinator

      May 13, 2010 at 6:35 am


      Thanks for visiting and commenting! I am on the map, now. I bow to your blogger royaltyness… Your site is a blast and I enjoy it very much. I encourage all of my friends to visit !!! You offer a great opportunity to release the pent up Calvnistic consternation felt by those fighting the good fight against Bible illiteracy and general spiritual confusion. Stop by any time.

  2. George Toney

    May 27, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Really awesome article. Honest!


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