So You Think you Can Preach Emergent (Humor)

 

Postmodernism (Humor)

 

The Handwriting Is On The Wall (Humorous Commentary)

 

Too Close (Satire)

 

Punx-a-phony Phil the Traveling Prosperity Preacher

 

Pastoral Consultant (Satire)

 

Hymn & Haw Part Duex (Humor)

P&W Leader (being derisively sarcastic): “Everyone take out a Hymnal.”

Other guy: “That’s a good one, Bill. What will you say for an encore…everyone take out a Bible?”

 

2012 Paranoia Update (Humor)

 

Who is Performing the Contemporary Worship? (Humor)

 

Middle-aged Reformed Man:  Who is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday.

Young, Restless, & Reformed Man:  Who?

MRM:  That’s right, Who.

YR&RM:  No, who is doing the contemporary worship?

MRM:  Yes, Who.

YR&RM:  I’m confused…What is the name of the band that is doing the contemporary worship at Seeker Valley Church on Sunday?

MRM:  No, What (are we doing?) is the name of the question the Seeker church should be asking itself…

 

Worship Innovation & Cultural Integration (Satire)

 

Seeker Valley Community Church welcomes our new Director of Worship Innovation & Cultural Integration…