Postmodernism (Humor)

 

Jump Over to Happy Daze Church (Humor)

 

Cheers Church (Satire)

 

The Eisegesis People (Humor)

 

Recent Fuller graduates began putting their eisegesis skills into action by tackling

1 Corinthians 9:22…

 

Signs of the Times (Humor)

 

All roads in America seem to lead to the Emergent Church…

 

Emergent: It’s the Un-Church (Humor)

 

The Eyes Have It (Humor)

 

Concerned member: ”Pastor Cole, you can call for a pipe or call for a bowl but the next time we need a new praise band, please don’t call for the fiddlers three…”

 

Fire & Brimstone (Humor)

 

Para-Church

 

Join our Para-Church Today! Every attendee is guaranteed to experience their own anxious bench situation with every jump. Those who land before you will yell, “I see that hand” as you carefully float to an expert landing. This is much more fun than real church. Be a high capacity person today. You might as well JUMP!

(This message has been brought to you by Charles Finney & Al T. Tude)

 

Add Your Own Punchline (Open Mike Time)

 

A funny thing happened at MegaChurch on Sunday…     (add a punchline in the comment section)