Has This Happened to You? (Satire)

 

Mega Shake (Humor)

 

Pastoral Consultant (Satire)

 

Fast Times at Seekermergent High (Humor)

Mr. Hand: “Mr. Spicoli, which book of the Bible did you choose for your report?”

Spicoli: “I chose Dude-a-ronomy…”

 

Ernest Goes Emergent (Humor)

Hey Vern… what do you think about my idea to take the Bible out of church and replace it with social justice? Ain’t I smart…

 

Hey Mr. P&W Man (Sing-Along Humor)

 

[Sung to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man]

Hey Mr. P&W Man, play a hymn for me…in your jingle jangle music there’s no theology.

 

SeekerCare Church Plant Kit (Satire)

 

Worship Innovation & Cultural Integration (Satire)

 

Seeker Valley Community Church welcomes our new Director of Worship Innovation & Cultural Integration…

 

Thunderous P&W (Satire)

 

 

Seeker Sr. Pastor Tweezer gets caught in between speaker towers just as the praise band fires up Van Halen’s “Runnin’ with the Devil” for the call to worship. What they were worshipping is not clear but one thing is clear… the pastor will not forget his ear plugs next week…

 

It’s a Theological Jungle Out There (Sad Reality)

Emergents and Seekers and Word Faithers, Oh My!