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Boom! (Humor)


Emergent Praise & Worship Bands… We put the Boom in Boomshakalaka.

 
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Posted by on April 14, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Semi-Pelagian Free Bird (Humor)


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Thanks to Calvinistic Cartoons for the Picture

Bartender:  That church across the street must be playin’ Free Bird as the invitational hymn again, the service should have let out 15 minutes ago…  

Patron:  That is a sweet guitar solo…I may just decide to convert…

 
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Posted by on August 18, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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We’re Not in Kansas Anymore (Humor)


The kids at Calvary Christian School ducked under their desks at the sound of a tornado approaching their school. It was later discovered however that what they actually heard was the church’s new contemporary praise band rehearsing in the auditorium…

 
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Posted by on June 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Powerful Praise (Satire)


Man on Right: Did you hear that explosion at the contemporary church across the street?

Man on Left:  That wasn’t an explosion, Gus, that was the praise band doing a sound check…

 
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Posted by on June 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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