Monthly Archives: December 2012
Finding a Good Church (Humor)
Bobo: Look Cliff!
Cliff: What is it, Bigfoot?
Bobo: No, it’s a church that hasn’t yet gone Seeker Sensitive…
What Is Worship (Opinion)
Bill: Hey Hillary, isn't it cool that we can hear all of our favorite rock & roll songs played in church each Sunday?
Hillary: Yeah but is that really worship?
Bill: It depends on what the definition of " is " is...
Opinion------ Is worship about our enjoyment? Or to the contrary, is it about what pleases and honors God?
What do you think?
A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon (Humor & Satire)
A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon
Time Traveler: And I saw flashing lights that would blind your eyes and thick, acrid smoke that choked the life from me. I heard thunderous sounds that split the sky with their ear-piercing volume and saw scantly-clad people writhing in mesmerized stupor while heavy, chest-pounding thuds of great bombilation pounded me into mush.
Spurgeon: Did you witness the end times?
Enjoy...
Prairie Protestantism (Humor)
Dean: I'm as mad as a wet prairie dog. That gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I'm not even 40...
Ricky: Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.
John: Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.
Enjoy...
Monty Python's Flying Circus Church Plant Kit (Satire)
Thinking of starting a Circus Church plant? Having trouble connecting with the culture of your community? Let Monty Python's Flying Circus Church Planting Kit do the work for you. You'll live the life of Brian by following our guide to putting on a 3-ring circus in your church each and every week. Nothing is out of bounds. Each kit comes inside a replica can of Spam!
More humorous re-runs...
