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Attendance is Up (Satire)


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Mildred, it’s like I learned at Fuller… you start serving beer and suddenly the Bible Study attendance grows. God is blessing us…

 
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Posted by on December 31, 2012 in Uncategorized

 
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Letter From THE Editor (Perplexity)


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Posted by on December 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Finding a Good Church (Humor)


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Bobo: Look Cliff!

Cliff: What is it, Bigfoot?

Bobo: No, it’s a church that hasn’t yet gone Seeker Sensitive…

 

 
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Posted by on December 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Fuller School for Seekermergent P&W Directors (Humor)


 
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Posted by on December 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

P&W Guitarist School Dropout (Humor)


 
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Posted by on December 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 
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Forever Young (Humor)


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Posted by on December 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 


Truthinator:

What do you think?

Originally posted on Truthinator's Blog:

Bill: Hey Hillary, isn’t it cool that we can hear all of our favorite rock & roll songs played in church each Sunday?

Hillary: Yeah but is that really worship?

Bill: It depends on what the definition of ” is ” is…

Opinion——  Is worship about our enjoyment? Or to the contrary, is it about what pleases and honors God?

 

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Posted by on December 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 


Truthinator:

Enjoy…

Originally posted on Truthinator's Blog:

A Time Traveler Talks to Spurgeon

Time Traveler: And I saw flashing lights that would blind your eyes and thick, acrid smoke that choked the life from me. I heard thunderous sounds that split the sky with their ear-piercing volume and saw scantly-clad people writhing in mesmerized stupor while heavy, chest-pounding thuds of great bombilation pounded me into mush.

Spurgeon: Did you witness the end times?

Time Traveler: No, that was a description of my church’s praise band performance last week…

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Posted by on December 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 


Truthinator:

Enjoy…

Originally posted on Truthinator's Blog:

Dean:  I’m as mad as a wet prairie dog. That  gunslinger in the saloon called me a septuagenarian & I’m not even 40…

Ricky:  Calm down, Dean. What he called you is a semi-pelagian.

John:  Ah yes, those who think they can make the first move in seeking God for salvation. It is a heresy that robs God of sovereignty.

Dean:  Well now I’m really steamed because I am a 5-point Calvinist and I keep a pot of TULIPs on my mantle at all times…

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Posted by on December 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 


Truthinator:

More humorous re-runs…

Originally posted on Truthinator's Blog:

Thinking of starting a Circus Church plant? Having trouble connecting with the culture of your community? Let Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Planting Kit do the work for you. You’ll live the life of Brian by following our guide to putting on a 3-ring circus in your church each and every week. Nothing is out of bounds. Each kit comes inside a replica can of Spam! We will show you how to connect with the worldly folks in your area by starting a Ministry of Silly Walks, Ministry of Silly Games, Ministry of Short Silly Sermons, and much, much more. This is the Holy Grail of church planting kits. You’ll show folks the meaning of life once you order Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Planting Kit. Available from Zondervan, Christianity Today, or from any Emergent Church coffee shop & new age bookstore. Also available beside the Beltone hearing aid desk in the lobby…

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Posted by on December 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 
 
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