Seeker Sensitive, Multi-site, Megachurch Cross to Bear (Humor)

Who says the Seeker Sensitive, Multi-site, Megachurches do not suffer hardship? This morning one of our Jumbotron screens went out and we had to conduct our services with only 9 screens…
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Tags: Church, Comedy, Emergent, Humor, Jokes, Jumbotron, Parody, Postmodernism, Satire, Seeker Sensitive, Truthinator
dollymadisondesigns
September 12, 2012 at 4:33 pm
There was another church split over that. Some said that the 9 (the first numeral of 999) was a sign from God to leave the church…..
Truthinator
September 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm
If they leave this church at all, that could be a good thing…
dollymadisondesigns
September 16, 2012 at 12:38 pm
True.
Jesus Wins
September 13, 2012 at 5:39 am
9 happens to be an inverted 6,isn’t it? Just wondering….
Truthinator
September 13, 2012 at 5:57 am
Don’t go all Davinci Code on us…
You guys rock!
Simon
September 13, 2012 at 8:10 am
I would love a TV screen like that in my house.Then the whole neighbourhood could come watch..isn’t that how Robert Schuller started his church? rented an old drive- in theater…there’s a conspiracy in that somewhere:)
Truthinator
September 13, 2012 at 8:32 am
Let’s start a conspiracy…