Acrid Acronym Anomaly (Humor)

…and in local news, a small group of discernment bloggers from the upper Midwest accidentally entered a National Public Radio compound this morning. It is believed the group was searching for the New Reformation Press but mistakenly entered NPR instead of NRP into their GPS (acronyms are so confusing, who can know what they mean). UN security forces responded immediately with tear gas and rubber bullets to send a clear signal to the bloggers. No one in the NPR building was injured and who cares what may have happened to the discernment bloggers… In national news, President Obama would not answer new questions about …

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