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Acrid Acronym Anomaly (Humor)


…and in local news, a small group of discernment bloggers from the upper Midwest accidentally entered a National Public Radio compound this morning. It is believed the group was searching for the New Reformation Press but mistakenly entered NPR instead of NRP into their GPS (acronyms are so confusing, who can know what they mean). UN security forces responded immediately with tear gas and rubber bullets to send a clear signal to the bloggers. No one in the NPR building was injured and who cares what may have happened to the discernment bloggers… In national news, President Obama would not answer new questions about …

 
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Posted by on April 30, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Postmodern Dress Code (Humor)


Visitor: Who is that homeless man on the stage?

Member: That’s not a homeless man, that’s our preacher…

 
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Posted by on April 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Relevance Revisited… (Humor)


I heard that Saddleback was thinking of changing its name …

 
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Posted by on April 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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“It Gets Better” Anti-Bullying Bully (Irony)


(Speaker Shouting) “You Christians are a bunch of pansies and your Bible is full of $#&#! You should be more open and tolerant of others, like I am …”

Cost of educating a child from grades 1 – 12: $150,000

Having them be able to see a pin-headed liberal embarrass himself with bigoted hate-speech during his own anti-bullying rally: PRICELESS

Note: Read the story of the real-life event that inspired this bit by going here:      

http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/anti-bullying-speaker-curses-mocks-christian-teens.html

 
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Posted by on April 28, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Monkey Business (Humor)


Sorry folks, apparently our new humorist only wants to monkey around. It’s been a zoo around here since we hired him. It looks like we’re back to the drawing board. Can you guys recommend a new humorist for Truthinator’s Blog? If you know someone who is funny & works really cheaply, let us know.

 
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Posted by on April 26, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Truthinator’s Blog Welcomes New Humor/Satirist


Truthinator’s Blog is pleased to announce the addition of a new humor/satirist. We know there will be an immediate improvement in our output. As a matter of fact, we think you’ll go ape over our new material… 

 
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Posted by on April 25, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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Seeker-Sensitive American Idol (Satire)


I don’t know, Dawg, that was a little pitchy. And going with a secular song about lascivious living in God’s house on Sunday morning…no, dawg, that wasn’t good. For me, Dawg, I think you need to repent…

 
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Posted by on April 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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