Pastor Evans was trying to talk the distraught man down from the 10th story window ledge when all at once the Emergent praise band at the church across the street began rehearsing “Jump” by Van Halen for next Sunday’s service…
Timing is Everything (Humor)
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Constitution Girl
March 21, 2012 at 10:14 pm
The Emergents claim yet another victim………
Truthinator
March 21, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Bing, bing! You win the prize…that is precisely what i was going for! You win a $7 IOU. Spend it wisely…
Simon Thomas
March 22, 2012 at 12:27 am
What do they play for an encore ‘ Another one bites the dust:) …sorry that was lame.
Truthinator
March 22, 2012 at 6:14 am
That comment deserves a chuckle…
Acidri
March 23, 2012 at 3:55 pm
And pastor Nerry Poble’s voice boomed over the speakers as he read from the bible. “John 13:27 says, ‘What you are about to do, do it quickly’.”
Truthinator
March 23, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Then he quoted from Genesis 3, “Hath God really said…?”
Jesus Wins
March 26, 2012 at 6:26 am
You guys are a hoot!
Truthinator
March 26, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Thanks. That is the goal… Help us out!
Acidri
April 15, 2012 at 10:21 am
And they had the nerve to follow the song with a rendition of ‘Boom shakalaka fire fall on us like on pentecost!’
Truthinator
April 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm