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Special Announcement from Saddleback (Humor)

29 Feb

Special Announcement: What with all of the bridges we are building into false religions, Saddleback Community Social Center & Clown College is opening a False Religion Appreciation Fashion Boutique.

Join our fearless leader as he dons a Hijab honoring our brothers from another religion or choose your own accent piece that will instantly make you relevant to folks from other faiths.

Act now and you will get a 25% discount on a senior pastor tattoo & nose piercing combo in the tattoo parlor of our boutique. We are the delight of Bridgers everywhere.

Stop in and say, ” Assalamu Alaikum ” the next time you are in town…

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Posted by on February 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

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3 responses to “Special Announcement from Saddleback (Humor)

  1. Jesus Wins

    February 29, 2012 at 6:13 am

    Hmm. ol’ Bridger(the pioneer who built Fort Bridger in the nineteenth century) must be REEEEAL proud of his ‘descendant’ taking the ‘family’ name to another level!

     
  2. Simon

    March 1, 2012 at 5:35 am

    In Africa we only got one respones to the ….EISH…(pronounced “ice”) Zulu word meaning ” I am am amazed and astounded”
    Mr Warren has an uncanny habit of improving on his heresy,…something I dont think has been done to this extent since the days of Jacob Arminius.

     
    • Truthinator

      March 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm

      Yes, it is sad to say but he has raised up what I consider to be a different gospel.

       

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