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Tele-Lectio Divina (Humor)

16 Jan

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Posted by on January 16, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

2 responses to “Tele-Lectio Divina (Humor)

  1. Simon

    January 16, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Where is a Martin Luther when you need him……A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi -

     

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