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Monthly Archives: October 2011

Send in the Clowns (Satire)


The 2011 graduating class of Saddleback Seminary & Clown College.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Mayan Calendar Mystery Solved (Humor)


Mayan Brave:  Why you stop ‘em calendar dates on December 21, 2012, Chief?

Mayan Chief:  Cause my hand get tired…

Mayan Brave:  That might cause ‘em much fear in future…

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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One Phone, 3 Manifestations (Satire)


“Hi girls, this your is Dad…now I’m Fred… now I’m the mailman”

Girl on right: Dad is on his Modal phone again…

Girl on left: Yeah, he just can’t be three people at once…

 
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Posted by on October 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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I see dat haaaaaaand (Humor)


What if Charles Finney had spoken with a Jersey accent like Joe Pesci? I can hear it now… “I see dat haaaaaaand” .

 
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Posted by on October 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Here’s an Idea… Occupy the Bathtub! (Satire)


Courtesy of Dan Phillips via Timothy Graham.

 
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Posted by on October 24, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Dog Day Afternoon (Humor)


Spike takes a little time off from chasing the neighbor’s cat so he can work on his on-line pedigree…

 
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Posted by on October 23, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Graceful Gump (Humor)


Drill Sgt: “Gump, Why do Arminians believe they can lose and regain their salvation when the Bible clearly teaches that God keeps His own secured by His Grace?”

Forrest Gump: “Momma always said, ‘Stupid is as stupid does’, Drill Sgt”.

 
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Posted by on October 20, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Mayan Calendar Question Solved (Humor)


  

Mayan King: “I ended the calendar on December 21, 2012. That’ll freak someone out someday…”

 
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Posted by on October 19, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Ear-reverent (Satire)


After testing their volume level on a hand-picked group of consumers, the praise band at Elevation Station (formerly 2nd Baptist Mennonite Reformed Bible Church of the Puritan Brotherhood before converting to Emergent) felt they had it just right. Afterall, loud is the new spiritual…

 
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Posted by on October 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Vulgata Non Grata (Satire)


Gentlemen, I have done it. Whereas our primogenitors translated the sacred scriptures from Latin to English so that all could gain access, I have opened a new door of access to the young & disinterested of today for I have translated the scriptures from English into Pig Latin… ets-Lay arty-Pay!

Image borrowed from Calvinistic Cartoons. Caption by Truthinator.
 
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Posted by on October 12, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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