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Western Minister’s Confession (Humor)

31 Aug

Ricky singing:  ♫ Jesus is my friend, yeah Jesus is a cool dude, yes Jesus is my homeboy ♪ ♫

John: Is that what you folks sing over to that Tumbleweed Community Church, Pilgrim?

Ricky: Yes, what are you, a pharisee or something…?

John singing: ♪ Rock of ages, cleft for me. Let me hide myself in Thee. Let the water and the blood, from Thy wounded side that flowed. Be of sin the double cure, cleanse from wrath and make me pure.

Ricky: Double cure…what’s that?

John: Just as I suspected… You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, young man.

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Posted by on August 31, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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One response to “Western Minister’s Confession (Humor)

  1. SusanC

    August 31, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    John went on to explain what he did indeed mean by that. Ricky experienced a jailhouse conversion..then hummed a few bars and picked up on John’s tune..He was glad he’d stuck around to hear grumpy out..because his first reaction was to bail..

     

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