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The Emergent Bible (Humor)

21 Jul

First, there was the Living Bible, then the Message, now B.L.Z. Bubb Publishing House introduces the Emergent Bible! This baby is blank from page 1 to page 1659. You don’t have to worry about giving up anything when you follow this version. When approached by a Calvinist concerning the total depravity of man, you can truthfully say that your Bible doesn’t mention depravity. Help an Arminian friend who is concerned about losing his salvation (again). Your Bible doesn’t mention salvation at all. Better yet, write your own text! Divorce, adultery, fornication… no problem! For only $19.95 you can make it up as you go along with the Emergent Bible. Sold everywhere Love Wins, A Generous Orthodoxy, and other such felt-needs classics are sold…  

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Posted by on July 21, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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3 responses to “The Emergent Bible (Humor)

  1. lesartstudio

    October 8, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Interested in purchasing a blank bible to utilize in a film as a stunt bible. Working on an inspirational film where the character questions his faith and throws his bible. Ultimately he restores his faith but we still prefer to have a blank for him to throw…
    can you guide me to a source to purchase a blank one?
    Thanks

     
    • Truthinator

      October 9, 2011 at 8:37 am

      I have no clue. Have you searched for prop books on the internet? I you cannot find a prop, what about using a Message book?

       

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