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Powerful Praise (Satire)

26 Jun

Man on Right: Did you hear that explosion at the contemporary church across the street?

Man on Left:  That wasn’t an explosion, Gus, that was the praise band doing a sound check…

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Posted by on June 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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5 responses to “Powerful Praise (Satire)

  1. Scott

    August 25, 2011 at 11:23 am

    I started to only give your four stars for this one, because you made one mistake. The church isn’t across the street. It’s right there in the bar where all good, relevant, missional churches should be.

     
    • Truthinator

      August 25, 2011 at 11:37 am

      I’m laughing too hard to type… Great one! You are correct, sir. Brews all around. The post-modern “church” growth movement should read Ephesians 5… Thanks for joining in.

       
    • Acidri

      January 22, 2012 at 4:03 pm

      How could he have missed that, Lol?

       
  2. Simon

    August 26, 2011 at 4:35 am

    You guys need to come to Africa for the real fun here we brew our own beer. I once served commuion to a man who was later picked up by the police, apparently he had not had enough communion wine at the Sunday service and got himself a 2 litre bottle of wine just to top up. Yes sir Africa was emergent long before the rest of the world. Went to one of these loud band services once, came home feeling like I had been to a club.

     
    • Truthinator

      August 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm

      Thanks, Simon. I am careful how I give to missions. Some groups do not deserve to be supported. Taking Emergent stuff to the world is not the same as taking the gospel…

       

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